America- F@CK YEAH!

This was the best movie I have seen in a long time! There was hardly a moment when I wasn't laughing...well, except for the part where he's throwing up in the ally. Yeah, I almost threw up my recently eaten Burger King meal. This movie just makes fun of everything- America, terrorists, movie actors, Michael Moore- and if you can't laugh at these things then you are too uptight and should loosen up. Oh, and let me just warn those of you who are skimmish around puppet porn, because there are explicit scenes of naked puppets getting it on. Though I have heard the DVD will have all those extra scenes that weren't allowed on the big screen. Can you say "Golden Showers" ? Well I hope this review is satisfying enough without ruining all the good stuff. Go See This Movie!

Mission Statement

Welcome to my movie review page. I have been wanting to do something like this for a long time. I just hate the movie reviews other people do, I either think they are dead wrong, or they use a lot of movie, technical jargon that I don't get. Just gimme the basics- was it good or not? And that is what I will try to do here. My reveiws will be basic, I don't get all technical. okay well i am being kicked off my own computer so i will talk to you all later. ~T